Msg to Her:
I just farted and nearly died from it
Msg to Her:
I just farted and nearly died from it
Him: Is that twelve inches? I guess it could be twelve minutes.
Her: (weird look) I don’t want 12 minutes of anything to do with Donna Summers disco
Him: So you’d rather have 12″ of Donna Summers?
Her: Definitely
Her: who wants a big vagina?!
Her: NOBODY!
Her: I don’t like Mars, it’s too war like. But I really like Saturn and Jupiter.
Him: I prefer Uranus.
Him: (Pretending feet are in stirrups) (farts)
Her: did you just birth a little turd?
Him: we are proud to announce our first born: Turd Ferguson
Her: I love the taste of garlic and the smell, too. But not when the smell is coming out of my ass.
(Her drops nasty wet sounding fart)
Her: “ewwww, it’s tangy!”
Not only does Aaron Sorkin like Bloodsport, he probably ghost wrote it.
[Watching movie and going to pee]
To her: pause only for titties
Her (singing Usher): You’ve got it bad when you’re on the phone….
Her (to him): have you got it bad?
Him: Yes. Quite. And you’ve got it incredibly good.
Her: (evil eye)