Her: did you know nematodes are what causes elephantiasis?
Him: better check my schlong for nematodes!
Her: did you know nematodes are what causes elephantiasis?
Him: better check my schlong for nematodes!
Her: who wants a big vagina?!
Her: NOBODY!
Her: I don’t like Mars, it’s too war like. But I really like Saturn and Jupiter.
Him: I prefer Uranus.
Him: (Pretending feet are in stirrups) (farts)
Her: did you just birth a little turd?
Him: we are proud to announce our first born: Turd Ferguson
Her: I love the taste of garlic and the smell, too. But not when the smell is coming out of my ass.
(Her drops nasty wet sounding fart)
Her: “ewwww, it’s tangy!”
I’m a bad boyyyyyy
‘Cause I’m not wearin’ underwearrrrr
Yeah I’m freeeeeee …. Freeeee ballin’
Him to Her: I’ll give you an update–I’m the best.
[contemplative look]
Him to her: I guess it’s not much of an update if it’s something you are already fully aware of.
Her to Him as they are getting frisky: Just don’t get jizz on my Cuddledud!
To her:
will I still love you when you’re no longer young and beeeeautifulll? You hope I will. You hope I will.