Her (singing Usher): You’ve got it bad when you’re on the phone….
Her (to him): have you got it bad?
Him: Yes. Quite. And you’ve got it incredibly good.
Her: (evil eye)
Her (singing Usher): You’ve got it bad when you’re on the phone….
Her (to him): have you got it bad?
Him: Yes. Quite. And you’ve got it incredibly good.
Her: (evil eye)
Smells like whore
I pee sitting down so I can say whatever I want about women.
I don’t want to beat you, but I don’t think I can control myself.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. – Sipowicz 10:42
My body reacts instantly to all offenses, foreign and domestic.
you just made a fatal mistake mister candy-ass. I hope you know something about hand to hand combat.
So in “amination” you have to draw hundreds of dead people just to get two dead people?
“Amination” sucks!
A sleigh full goodies
And a sack full of pride.
-William Blake (or Enzyte commercial)
[huge string of farts]
Him: I hope I didn’t crap myself
Her: (angry voice) I kinda hope you did